Quote by Jill Conner Browne

“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do…

— Jill Conner Browne

“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide…

— Jill Conner Browne

“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being…

— Jill Conner Browne

“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you…

— Jill Conner Browne

“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry…

— Jill Conner Browne

“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift…

— Jill Conner Browne

“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a…

— Jill Conner Browne

“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll…

— Jill Conner Browne

“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the…

— Jill Conner Browne

“Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, “There’s just nothing better in life than to ride around on the back…

— Jill Conner Browne