Comedy Quote by John Zakour

“If you really want to know, I just hope I die before I get boring.”

— Iain S Thomas

“Talk's the way to kill it. Anything gets boring if you talk about it enough, even death.”

— Larry McMurtry

“I want to tell them that almost dying is awfully easy. Its the living that's hard.”

— Jennifer Holm

“If you feel your life is boring, go visit your relatives in the hospital or prison.”

— Toba Beta

“Dying isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. It’s just the only thing I won’t live through.”

— J.T. Geissinger

“I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.”

— Warren Ellis

“Dying is a dull, dreary affair. my advice is that you have nothing whatever to with it.”

— William Somerset Maugham

“Life, of course, never gets anyone's entire attention. Death always remains interesting, pulls us, draws us.”

— Janet Malcolm

“...any life ending in death is essentially pointless.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“I'm saying that death is the easiest thing in the world. It's only dying that's terrible.”

— Gavin Extence

“I didn't want to die. I just found death soothing to think about.”

— Natalie Standiford

“Life would become so boring without the presence of death.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo