Clever facebook status Quotes by Ryan Lewer

Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss.

— Ryan Lewer

Omg that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?

— Ryan Lewer

Making it to Saturday is my greatest accomplishment this week.

— Ryan Lewer

If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you

— Ryan Lewer

When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me.

— Ryan Lewer