My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be? — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You'll know they're special when no matter what kind of mood you're in, they can always manage to make you smile. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If I didn't bring you want you want it showed you what you don't want. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You don't have to believe, support, or agree with a religion we just ask that you respect it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you do things from the soul, other people really dig that shit. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
