Clever facebook status Quote by Mario Tomasello Download Open image “You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.” — Mario Tomasello ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Big Feet Clever facebook status Jokes Sarcasm
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet dont you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS! — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman,… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you like, "No,… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
I've seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet — David Pleat Copy Share Image
I'm a giant person. I can't go and buy women's shoes in a shoe store. I don't even go in the shoe section because… — Alaska Copy Share Image
You'll know they're special when no matter what kind of mood you're in, they can always manage to make you smile. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If I didn't bring you want you want it showed you what you don't want. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You don't have to believe, support, or agree with a religion we just ask that you respect it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you do things from the soul, other people really dig that shit. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty ho next to you it's wicked cool... Talk tough threw your status, but show fear in the real world ... Tag me, poke me, inbox me, Mayb you can tell everybody about me.. Say how… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
