Beach Quote by Richard Jeni

You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.

— Mario Tomasello

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

— Anonymous

I learned women never want to hear they have big feet. That's no fun.

— James Wolk

I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you like, "No,…

— Margot Robbie

I've always said the shoes must never tell the foot how big to be.

— Rick Warren

“My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones”

— Rachel Heffington

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

— Corey Taylor

I'm a giant person. I can't go and buy women's shoes in a shoe store. I don't even go in the shoe section because…

— Alaska

Beautiful feet are coveted by all women, everywhere of all ages, especially when they want to look their best and show off those strappy…

— Jacqueline Fernandez

Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a…

— Sex And The City

It's hard to find cute shoes when you have big-girl feet.

— Bridget Everett

“Women are taught that size doesn't matter, that it's the motion in the ocean. But this is a theory propagated by those bright guys…

— Toni Bentley