You'll lose a lot of money chasing woman but you'll never lose woman chasing money. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be? — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
I wish friends were like money so you could just hold them up to the light and see which one is real… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You'll know they're special when no matter what kind of mood you're in, they can always manage to make you smile. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If I didn't bring you want you want it showed you what you don't want. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You don't have to believe, support, or agree with a religion we just ask that you respect it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you do things from the soul, other people really dig that shit. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
