Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Silly Stupidity
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Big guys always know when they been driving a small car the moment you try to get out and stand. — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that until I… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
Bigger doesn't always mean better. Sometimes the littlest things are what matter the most. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Anytime you are superspeedway racing, we're messing around with inches here and when you feel like it's your friend that wrecked you, you get… — Denny Hamlin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty ho next to you it's wicked cool... Talk tough threw your status, but show fear in the real world ... Tag me, poke me, inbox me, Mayb you can tell everybody about me.. Say how… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
