There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's great when you can write a meaningful song that touches people, but sometimes you just wanna have fun and sing a… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
I'll run through things over and over and over again in my head and think, "How could I have done that better?"… — Bryce Dallas Howard Copy Share Image
The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
The boys had asked why, if it acted slowly, was it called quicksand. The Mollusks had replied that, as far as they… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was in the recording studio when Pink was recording for a part of the gay rights anthem. It was just amazing… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Everything in my world was about him. What a silly thing to expect. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The people and the warmakers are two distinct groups. We must never say 'we' when discussing the US government's foreign policy. For… — Llewellyn Rockwell Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I tried doing the head-bang they were doing and banged my head with the table several times before I understood that I… — Kirian Camellia Pileta Monier Copy Share Image
we are beginning to understand that this instinct of sex which has been so great a cause of suffering and shame and… — Maude Royden Copy Share Image
It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth. I work because I enjoy what I'm… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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