A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Computers Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep… — Danish Boys Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Couples are dating, singles are waiting, hoes are mating, &' real love is fading. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
