Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones. — Danish Relationship Copy Share Image
Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Couples are dating, singles are waiting, hoes are mating, &' real love is fading. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
People will stab you in your back and then ask why your're bleeding. — Danish Backstabbing Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Females blame HOES for messing up their relationship. That hoe did you a favor & opened your eyes. If he cheated on… — Danish Bad relationship Copy Share Image
I wake up to see the world's ill, how many kids have these wars killed, how many family can't afford bills, I… — Danish War Copy Share Image
Never compare your love story to those in movies bcoz those were written by scriptwriters & yours is written by GOD. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Addicted Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Computers Copy Share Image
