Facebook status Quotes by Danish

Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet.

— Danish

People will stab you in your back and then ask why your're bleeding.

— Danish

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

— Danish

Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people.

— Danish

Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you?

— Danish

Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does.

— Danish

People never change they just become more of who they really are.

— Danish

An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law…

— Danish

There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ...

— Danish

A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook.

— Danish

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .…

— Danish

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer…

— Danish

I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.

— Danish

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.

— Danish

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

— Danish

You can't photoshop your ugly personality.

— Danish

Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter..

— Danish

I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot.

— Danish

Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle!

— Danish