Computers Quote by Danish

A man asks a trainer in the gym… ...I want to impress that pretty girl ...which machine can I use…? TRAINER REPLIED … ªUSE_THE_ATM_MACHINE¬

— Mercy Pheona

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine

— Hussein Nishah

Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine!

— Ritu Ghatourey

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

— Caroline Rhea

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

— Jim Gaffigan

“i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them”

— Megan Boyle

I'm a machine man, and I head a machine.

— Harry Bridges

A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious.

— Rachel Kushner

“At home I am a man, at work I am a machine.”

— Amit Kalantri

Im a machine man, and I head a machine.

— Harry Bridges

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

— Ellen DeGeneres

“A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them.”

— Rachel Kushner