Birthday Quote by Danish Download Open image “If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.” — Danish ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Facebook Facebook status Forget Forget you
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday! Aww, you remembered my birthday?! NO, Facebook told me. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If You Ever Feel Sad,Lonely,Or Left Out,Remember You Can Always…Change Your Birthday On Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM" — Danish Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much of a best friend you are and how I love you, but I deleted it when you told me you couldn't be on here anymore..but anyways I love you! ;) Happy B-Lated Birthday once again ;) — LilBear Copy Share
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
