Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
EXAMS To your friends: Dude, I'm Going To Fail! To your parents: The Test Was Easy. — Danish Exams Copy Share Image
Snow looks beautiful until your parents make you shove it. — Danish Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Remember when she cancels a date she has to. But...when he cancels a date he has two. — Danish Bad relationship Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Being famous Copy Share Image
If I only had one minute to live, I would spend all sixty seconds telling you how much I love you. — Danish I love you Copy Share Image
Being respected by guys is more important than being beautiful in their eyes. — Danish Attraction Copy Share Image
When your GF blocks u on Facebook, Its called an electronic divorce — Danish Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Recpect old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia. — Danish Graduated Copy Share Image
