Funny facebook status Quote by Danish Download Open image “Snow looks beautiful until your parents make you shove it.” — Danish ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Parenting
How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors. — Clyde Moore Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the whole driveway… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Snow isn't just pretty. It also cleanses our world and our senses, not just of the soot and grime of a Fife mining town… — John Burnside Copy Share Image
Snowing is an attempt of God to make the dirty world look clean. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
To appreciate the beauty of a snow flake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM" — Danish Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image