Clever facebook status Quote by Danish Download Open image “When your GF blocks u on Facebook, Its called an electronic divorce” — Danish ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Divorce
Getting Blocked By Your Girl-Friend On FB Is Like Electronic Divorce- Lol =)) -p — Karal Copy Share Image
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in a relationship, you should just delete facebook and disconnect your phone, because those things always seem to ruin the relationship lol. — Sergio Raza Copy Share Image
If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to… — Brittany Young Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looks like Facebook and myspace got divorced but Facebook got the all the kids :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a girlfriend who is a fellow divorcee, you share a lot of common ground because you've been through the same things. — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married. — Anna Magnani Copy Share Image
I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM" — Danish Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
