Divorce Quotes

It was a sh*t sandwich.

— Kris Humphries

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Isn't the human body a miracle”

— Shane Flynn

“...sin is separation.”

— Paul Tillich

“A united front announcing a split.”

— Sarah Dessen

“Divorce casts so many shadows.”

— Joan Bauer

There's got to be grief.

— Victoria Principal

Divorce transforms habit into drama.

— Al Alvarez

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion.

— Albert Einstein

“Marriage is not kick-boxing, it's salsa dancing.”

— Amit Kalantri

If you divorce capital from labor, capital is hoarded, and labor starves.

— Daniel Webster

“Many of us are failed secret attempts to keep our parents together.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I wish my cheating ex well and I am glad she is out of my life!”

— Steven Magee

If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

— Elizabeth Hawes

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

— Anonymous

“Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

This divorce between man and his life, the actor and his setting, is properly the feeling of absurdity.

— Albert Camus

I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to…

— Anne Heche

A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to…

— Anna Magnani

Look at Loretta Lynn. Look at Jeannie C. Rily singing 'Harper Valley PTA' and Tammy Wynette singing about divorce. They were ahead…

— Kacey Musgraves

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.

— Gloria Swanson

Those who have gone through a divorce know the pain and special challenges of raising a child under such circumstances.

— Mike McGavick

Goodbye, my friend, goodbye. My dear, you are in my heart. Predestined separation promises a future meeting.

— Sergei Yesenin

If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side…

— Alan Ruck

“Naturally, I do blame Françoise. I blame her for having N in the first place. She was young, she was beautiful, she…

— Suzanne Finnamore

The children don't choose to be in the business, but the harming and long-term effects through arguments, divorce and conflicts over the…

— Robert Irvine

I'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you…

— Diablo Cody

“There must be a divorce! Within the egg of sin there sleeps the seed of damnation! Man, there must be a divorce…

— Charles Spurgeon

“I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought…

— Mitch Albom

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because…

— Al Goldstein

I could never adjust to the separate waiting rooms, separate eating places, separate rest rooms, partly because the separate was always unequal,…

— Martin Luther King, Jr

Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection.…

— Brene Brown

“We had our own sort of divorce back a while,” I said. “Yes.” “I was pretty crazy, I think.” “Yes,” Susan said.…

— Robert B. Parker

Increasingly, men are realizing exactly that - that having an educated, economically independent partner reduces the pressure on them to be the…

— Stephanie Coontz

“I'd always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through…

— Katie Alender

“How could you do that to me?" I repeat. I don´t have to itemize. He knows what I speak of. Eventually N…

— Suzanne Finnamore

I had been at the director's workshop for women at the AFI, which at the time was a great thing to do.…

— Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal

“Thirty- eight years old and he was finished. He sipped at the coffee and remembered where he had gone wrong -- or…

— Charles Bukowski

I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened, I…

— Anonymous

People with a college education are now less likely to divorce than they were a few decades ago, and they're more likely…

— Hanna Rosin