Al Goldstein

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

— Al Goldstein

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants…

— Al Goldstein

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

— Al Goldstein

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be…

— Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because…

— Al Goldstein

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me…

— Al Goldstein

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can…

— Al Goldstein

The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.

— Al Goldstein

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

— Al Goldstein

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

— Al Goldstein

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed…

— Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

— Al Goldstein

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

— Al Goldstein

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

— Al Goldstein

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

— Al Goldstein

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

— Al Goldstein

The true success is the person who invented himself.

— Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

— Al Goldstein

I refuse to be silenced.

— Al Goldstein

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in…

— Al Goldstein

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight…

— Al Goldstein

For me, the Church is the enemy.

— Al Goldstein

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

— Al Goldstein

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal

— Al Goldstein

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New…

— Al Goldstein