Awake Quote by Al Goldstein Download Open image “Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.” — Al Goldstein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Awake Marriage Married Sex
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit of the… — Sue Thoele Copy Share Image
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer Copy Share
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never been married, but I'm imagining what it's like: Sometimes Jack snores, and I get to poke him. — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
There's no healthy life possible without some sensual feeling between the husband and wife, but there's nothing in the world more awful than married… — Dorothy Canfield Fisher Copy Share Image
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
“I am awake. I know what you took. I am coming for you. Vengeance is mine.” — Robin Burks Copy Share Image
Reagan was sitting up at Cath's desk when Cath woke up. "Are you awake?" "Have you been watching me sleep?" "Yes, Bella. Are you… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Are you awake?” “Have you been watching me sleep?” “Yes, Bella. Are you awake?” “No.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones. And when you have finished your daily task, go to… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the Messiah?" "No," answered Buddha. "Then are you a healer?" "No," Buddha replied. "Then are you… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
“I had a chat with May and I had a sweet talk with April but the lovely conversation that left me to ponder was… — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
If your heart isn't yet illumined Be awake always, be a seeker of the heart, Be at war continually with your carnal soul. But… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Wherever I went I felt like the last person awake in a room full of sleepers — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
I'd just like to see athletes awake. And aware. There's so much going on and so much to know... We stay in our little… — Hannah Teter Copy Share Image
As your awareness of the riches available to you in your everyday life grows, you are on the way to becoming the laughing Buddha.… — Susan Jeffers Copy Share Image
“Think of it this way, Mara. We don’t have the power to make the sun rise, but we can choose to be awake when… — Sharon Garlough Brown Copy Share Image