Intercourse Quote by Robert Schimmel
“Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me a second lease on life and I'm not gonna press my luck and take it up the ass.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up comedy routine, 1997
Irresponsible sexual jokes can have serious health consequences, yet the speaker dismisses them with humor and divine luck.
In simple terms: Jokes about risky sex are downplayed with humor and faith.
Key Takeaway
Take health warnings seriously, even when joked about.
Themes
health
humor
sexuality
faith
Mood
sarcastic
lighthearted
cautionary
Type
comedic
satirical
cautionary
When to use this quote
- casual conversation
- medical advice
- entertainment
Key Concepts
public health
comedy
risk perception
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you ever ignore warnings because they’re joked about?
- How does faith influence risk assessment?
A Different Perspective
Humor can obscure real dangers, leading to complacency.
