Heart Quote by Robert Schimmel Download Open image “You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television.” — Robert Schimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Heart Heart attack Knows Shape Heart Shapes Television Watching Watching television
My heart is in television, just because it's been so good to me. — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
If you're eating while you're watching TV, you don't realize how much food you ate - you're unconscious. — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
It sucks if you're having a fat day and you still have to go on TV. — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you look at the first TV stuff I did years ago, I've a pretty chubby look about me. I went at it quite… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
I'm on television far too much. I'm not sure why. I've watched myself on TV from time to time. It's painful. — James May Copy Share Image
It's sort of the mixed blessing of being on television for so long in one thing; sometimes that backfires, in that you're not able… — Katey Sagal Copy Share Image
To make it look believable they really have to pump on your chest. And after a while, of course your heart does respond. So… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy. — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
My daughter saw this billboard for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Against his own will, almost, Will felt himself understanding; he would have done anything, he thought, told any lie, taken any risk, to make… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“He held her like a new woman and what she felt felt almost as good as love had, and each of them called it… — Stephen Dunn Copy Share Image
My heart jumps out of its cage to see what the fuss is about. Damn thing. Always so hopeful, but my voice hides it… — Sarah Wylie Copy Share Image
I love because there is not enough room in my heart to hate. — Rena Kornreich Gelissen Copy Share Image
“He didn't break my heart. No one can break your heart except you.” — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
The United States cannot and should not discriminate on the basis of religion. The free exercise of religion is at the very heart of… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
Love is like that, fragile and light. No wonder it rests upon our hearts in intangible moments, bids us follow fleeting thoughts and ideas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are capable of living in the moment free from the tyranny of "shoulds," free from the nagging sensation that this moment isn't… — Joan Z. Borysenko Copy Share Image
My father longed for a better life for us, and when I was nine he got a job as a heart surgeon in Belfast.… — Katie Melua Copy Share Image
Love will fan the flame, and that flame will warm the heart that's waiting. — Michael W. Smith Copy Share Image