Beard Quote by Al Goldstein

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

— Al Goldstein

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work…

— Al Goldstein

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

— Al Goldstein

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals…

— Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is…

— Al Goldstein

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is…

— Al Goldstein

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

— Al Goldstein

The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.

— Al Goldstein

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

— Al Goldstein

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

— Al Goldstein

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.

— Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

— Al Goldstein