Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
My status comes from my experience... Its not about you. Come over or get over yourself. — Prashanth Charice Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything… — Aicel Copy Share Image
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I dont like to think myself as Special I like to think myself as limited edition — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't accept apologies anymore because people will f*ck you over & over again, then apologise. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'men' since nobody can seem to figure them out. — Brittany Reedy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people constaly say You know? Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
So there's this girl... SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. And she's reading this... RIGHT NOW. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Friend, and Family. All of those words have END in them except for family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to call you future because when I close my eyes and think of everyday after today all I see is… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
The sad part isnt that we dnt talk anymore, its that we used to talk everyday. — ChOupiz Copy Share Image
I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...you have time to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
You should really consider creating two Facebook accounts, one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I dont know something?google it. when I dont know someone?facebook. when I cant find anything? MOM! — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it's weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you deserved it and you did not get it, its only because you did not give your heart and… — Rayo Saran Copy Share Image
I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now Im good at everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SMILE for happiness, and LOVE the one who deserve it, CRY for sadness, and HATE the one who need it. — Ethmuz Copy Share Image
Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (: — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
