Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

— Demetri Martin

I quit playing sports when I realized, you can just buy trophies.

— Anonymous

I wanted to be good at sports, even though I wasn't.

— Katie Stevens

I've been raised to win trophies.

— Andreas Pereira

I won a lot of trophies.

— Alessandro Nesta

I got good grades. I played sports.

— Steve Young

I was an athlete when I was young and devoted a lot of time to sports.

— Mimi Chakraborty

I was always a good athlete. I just gave up on football.

— Lil B

I played a lot of sports growing up. I played soccer.

— Frank Vogel

I used to do a lot of sports.

— Victoria Silvstedt

I am motivated by trying to win trophies.

— Harry Kane

The first time I won a medal in the all-around competition is when I realized that's what I wanted to do pretty much for…

— Sam Mikulak