Clever facebook status Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I know a lot about the Titanic. My dad was a Titanic expert.

— Paul Rudd

“If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic!”

— Sid Bolon

It's so miserable and so easy to keep slamming Titanic -- I'll shut up.

— Peter Greenaway

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

— Ian Holloway

With the Titanic, enough time has passed and you can make fun of that.

— Seth Macfarlane

Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I know a lot of the intense moments in 'Titanic' were made that much easier and were pushed to even further limits because of…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

They botched 'Raise the Titanic' so badly that I waited 20 years to do it again.

— Clive Cussler

It was a titanic effort.

— Glenn Hoddle

The euro Titanic has now hit the iceberg - and there simply aren't enough lifeboats to go round.

— Nigel Farage

It was inevitable the Titanic was going to set sail, but that doesn't mean it was a good idea to be on it.

— William Hague

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.

— Anonymous