Humorous Quote by Sid Bolon Download Open image ““If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic!”” — Sid Bolon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Quotes Witty
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Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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