Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
We all need a big cushiony telly show to fall back on. Like the pair of slippers after you unexpectedly went Christmas… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that… — Laura Resnick Copy Share Image
“Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees. Me: So you're going to go… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized?… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
True story - When 'Candyman' first came out, my daughter and I were Christmas shopping, and people were harassing us. Finally my… — Tony Todd Copy Share Image
Consider Christmas - could Satan in his most malignant mood have devised a worse combination of graft plus bunkum than the system… — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Lend stood up, shouldering his duffel bag, as I walked back into the living room. “Where do you think you’re going?” I… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
“What if—” I stopped, swallowing hard. Nope. I couldn’t even say it aloud. We’d figure something else out because we had to.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“over to the Asia Society, and now she’s out doing a bit of Christmas shopping. She says you, ah, you’re meeting her… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour… — TobyMac Copy Share Image
“The stores along Hollywood Boulevard were already beginning to fill up with overpriced Christmas junk, and the daily papers were beginning to… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
If the players go Christmas shopping, it's not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in… — Steve Coppell Copy Share Image
“Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already?… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“There is Normal Society and then there is the Abnormal Freaks Who Deserve Our Public Pity and Private Ridicule Society. The first… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Oh, you know,’ I said. ‘You say to yourself I’ll spend next week on Christmas shopping and then the week before Christmas… — Catriona McPherson Copy Share Image
