Christmas Quote by Amanda Jason

“Daddy always pointed out, it should come as no surprises to anyone that merchants want to move their wares-it's sorta what they do, after…

— Jill Conner Browne

“It’s lunacy out there. Christmas makes people insane. And that bit about goodwill toward men? It sure as hell doesn’t apply to retail.”

— J.D. Robb

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

— Anonymous

“That’s a subject as safe as being in favor of Christmas.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Let's remember you can still go shopping without buying, because where buying is a matter of need, shopping is a question of want.”

— Robert Rowland Smith

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online.

— Gabriel Iglesias

“The stores along Hollywood Boulevard were already beginning to fill up with overpriced Christmas junk, and the daily papers were beginning to scream about…

— Raymond Chandler

“A department store two days before Christmas Eve is like a city in a state of siege....”

— Rachel Cohn

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

— Lewis Black

“Christmas was always the worst… What’s the point of Christmas without any kids to share it with?”

— Zidrou

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.”

— Charlotte Carpenter

“You don't want your hands froze on Christmas, do you.”

— William Faulkner