Faults Quote by Ian Holloway Download Open image “Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.” — Ian Holloway ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Faults Funny Inspirational Love
It's so miserable and so easy to keep slamming Titanic -- I'll shut up. — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
“suppose the British newspapers reported the sinking of the Titanic as “a regrettable excursion” — H.Y. Hanna Copy Share Image
They botched 'Raise the Titanic' so badly that I waited 20 years to do it again. — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
The euro Titanic has now hit the iceberg - and there simply aren't enough lifeboats to go round. — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If someone can teach you how to put that out of your mind, how can that fail to make you a better footballer? You may not be able to walk afterwards, which is a risk, but it's one we're willing to… — Ian Holloway Copy Share
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
My days – the blossom of my youth and the flower of my manhood – have been darkened by the dreariness of servitude. In… — Daniel O'Connell Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
What better can we do than prostrate fall before Him reverent, and there confess humbly our faults, and pardon beg with tears watering the… — John Milton Copy Share Image
The World's a Printing-House, our words, our thoughts, Our deeds, are characters of several sizes. Each soul is a Compos'tor, of whose faults The Levites are Correctors; Heaven Revises. Death is the common Press, from whence being driven, We're gather'd, Sheet by Sheet, and bound for Heaven. — Francis Quarles Copy Share
How come you don't feel that magic in the air? I guess I knew you'll never be there. I guess I knew you never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talent is like a birthmark - it's a gift and no credit nor fault to those who wear them. — Charles Marion Russell Copy Share Image
LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I want to remind priests that the confessional must not be a torture chamber but rather an encounter with the Lord’s mercy which spurs us on to do our best. A small step, in the midst of great human limitations, can be more pleasing to God than a life which appears outwardly in order but moves through the day without… — Pope Francis Copy Share
How dare you? How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault? It's not right, it's… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image