Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician. — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out. — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark. — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth. — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If someone can teach you… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
