Ball game Quote by Ian Holloway

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

— Ian Holloway

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

— Ian Holloway

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I…

— Ian Holloway

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the…

— Ian Holloway

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't…

— Ian Holloway

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all…

— Ian Holloway

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle…

— Ian Holloway

When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If someone can teach you…

— Ian Holloway

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony…

— Ian Holloway

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get…

— Ian Holloway

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big…

— Ian Holloway

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

— Ian Holloway