When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person. — Adam DeVine Average Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'… — Adam DeVine Always Copy Share Image
People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time. — Adam DeVine Friend Copy Share Image
After 'Pitch Perfect,' I only want to be in sequels. No. 2 of whatever. — Adam DeVine After Copy Share Image
My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out. — Adam DeVine Almost Copy Share Image
My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it. — Adam DeVine Afford Copy Share Image
I loved Adam Sandler's early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get. — Adam DeVine Adam Copy Share Image
The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money. — Adam DeVine American Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are… — Adam DeVine Comedian Copy Share Image
I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah,… — Adam DeVine Beginning Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine About Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it,… — Adam DeVine About Copy Share Image
I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through… — Adam DeVine Age Copy Share Image
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude… — Adam DeVine After Copy Share Image
Comics know that they do best. They might not be best to rewrite to another person's comedy, but they know what is… — Adam DeVine Comedy Copy Share Image
You want to be excited about what you're doing. So whenever I get tired, I think, 'Would ten-year-old Adam be pretty stoked… — Adam DeVine About Copy Share Image
The thing about singing is that if you're having fun while doing it then people will have fun watching you do it.… — Adam DeVine Beer Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine About Copy Share Image
What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.… — Adam DeVine Beer Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Actor Copy Share Image
I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid… — Adam DeVine Afraid Copy Share Image
I tried out for my basketball team every year and I never made it. You had to buy the shoes before you… — Adam DeVine Basketball Copy Share Image
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree… — Adam DeVine Berries Copy Share Image
What's so cool about movies is once you're done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole… — Adam DeVine About Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Comedy Copy Share Image
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine Chris Copy Share Image
I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't… — Adam DeVine Fantastic Copy Share Image
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. — Adam DeVine Advice Copy Share Image
You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing. — Adam DeVine Air Copy Share Image
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Adam Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people… — Adam DeVine America Copy Share Image
Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's… — Adam DeVine Back Copy Share Image
I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so… — Adam DeVine Able Copy Share Image
I sold a bunch of stuff. I sold Omaha Steaks, vacation packages... the worst, though, was Time Life Books, because no one… — Adam DeVine Because Copy Share Image
When I auditioned for 'Pitch Perfect,' I didn't know it was a singing movie. I didn't read the script. I go to… — Adam DeVine Audition Copy Share Image
My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.'… — Adam DeVine Anything Copy Share Image
