If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I loved Adam Sandler's early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't want any competition; I've finally made it! I don't want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
You want to be excited about what you're doing. So whenever I get tired, I think, 'Would ten-year-old Adam be pretty stoked… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then it dawned… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so young. When… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
