Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't want any competition; I've finally made it! I don't want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.'… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then it dawned… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so young. When… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
