Blackpool Quote by Ian Holloway

“I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.” quote by Ian Holloway — Download Open image

“I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.”

Ian Holloway

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