I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough. — Don Henley Copy Share Image
Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub. — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Silly humans. Banging on a tub to make a bear dance when we would move the stars to pity. — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub. — Frankie Andreu Copy Share Image
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I… — Jack Fleck Copy Share Image
The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not… — Jennifer McMahon Copy Share Image
I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might be, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it's - It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving,… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to… — Nancy E. Turner Copy Share Image
The unknownness of my needs frightens me. I do now know how huge they are, or how high they are, I only… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor of this hotel for-women-only, high up over the jazz and push of New… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the… — Larry Harvey Copy Share Image
It's easy to be cynical; harder is remembering that on any given day the person beside you on the subway or taking… — Rob Payne Copy Share Image
Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a… — Norman Pirie Copy Share Image
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Okay. how about that time when you smoked all that weed that you thought was laced with something? You fell into the… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Darwin seems to lose out with the public primarily when his supporters force him into a mano-a-mano Thunderdome death match against the… — Steve Sailer Copy Share Image
“These reasonings will furnish us with an adequate definition of a true critic: that he is a discoverer and collector of writers’… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the… — John Elder Robison Copy Share Image
Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts. — Eknath Easwaran Copy Share Image
You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't. — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image