We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product.… — George Will Copy Share Image
Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Will a day come when our cars have carbon-fiber tubs, 18,000-rpm V-10 engines, and ground-effects tunnels? Perhaps, about the same time we… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled… — Seth Klarman Copy Share Image
When you look into a mirror it is not yourself you see, but a kind of apish error posed in fearful symmetry… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2… — Natalie Coughlin Copy Share Image
This is the way life goes in Big Sur. Waiting for the mail, watching the sea-lions in the surf or the freighters… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
When you've parked the second car in the garage, and installed the hot tub, and skied in Colorado, and wind-surfed in the… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
I know the activists I deal with, we sort of try and check each other to make sure that we haven't gone… — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
I hope I never smell the smell of apples again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of ut. To smell apples everlastingly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our incomes should be like our shoes, if too small, they will gall and pinch us, but if too large, they will… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
My early stories revolved around reality and faith. I wrote a series of stories about the darker aspects of Christian myth: a… — Karin Tidbeck Copy Share Image
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She wouldn't let go of the letter. She took it into the tub with her and squeezed it up in a wet… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I want you to take a red-hot bath as hot as you can bear it, and just relax your nerves. You can… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Temperance puts wood on the fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money in the purse, credit in the country,… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal… — Jerry Greenfield Copy Share Image
I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub… — Brian Austin Green Copy Share Image
Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It's a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub. “And a scoundrel would have joined… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I've got huge tubs full of stuff that I can sell on eBay. If there are people out there that are interested,… — Gillian Anderson Copy Share Image
Some were scattered about the ring, one or two went in the sawdust tub, one I spat out as I fell, and… — Johnny Basham Copy Share Image
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The sordid meal of the Cynics contributed neither to their tranquillity nor to their modesty. Pride went with Diogenes into his tub;… — Henry Home, Lord Kames Copy Share Image
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get… — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
