The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the… — Larry Harvey Copy Share Image
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
When you've parked the second car in the garage, and installed the hot tub, and skied in Colorado, and wind-surfed in the… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I got up early and bathed in the pond; that was a religious exercise, and one of the best things which I… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't. — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
Temperance puts wood on the fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money in the purse, credit in the country,… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I… — Jack Fleck Copy Share Image
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub. — Frankie Andreu Copy Share Image
Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a… — Norman Pirie Copy Share Image
Darwin seems to lose out with the public primarily when his supporters force him into a mano-a-mano Thunderdome death match against the… — Steve Sailer Copy Share Image
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
It's easy to be cynical; harder is remembering that on any given day the person beside you on the subway or taking… — Rob Payne Copy Share Image
Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the… — John Elder Robison Copy Share Image
“These reasonings will furnish us with an adequate definition of a true critic: that he is a discoverer and collector of writers’… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
