I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The sordid meal of the Cynics contributed neither to their tranquillity nor to their modesty. Pride went with Diogenes into his tub;… — Henry Home, Lord Kames Copy Share Image
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get… — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
Our incomes should be like our shoes, if too small, they will gall and pinch us, but if too large, they will… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
My early stories revolved around reality and faith. I wrote a series of stories about the darker aspects of Christian myth: a… — Karin Tidbeck Copy Share Image
Pour some water into a tub and stir it up. Now try as hard as you can to calm the water with… — Koichi Tohei Copy Share Image
In this particular tub, two knees jut up like icebergs, while minute brown hairs rise on arms and legs in a fringe… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
There is fascism , leading only into the blackness which it has chosen as its symbol, into smartness and yapping out of… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
I got up early and bathed in the pond; that was a religious exercise, and one of the best things which I… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Every improvement that is put upon the real estate is the result of an idea in somebody's head. The skyscraper is another… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath,… — Karen Cushman Copy Share Image
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I've been an ambassador of goodwill all over the world, spreading this message, did we do heal the world, treaty of all… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
The snow has left the cottage top; The thatch moss grows in brighter green; And eaves in quick succession drop, Where grinning… — John Clare Copy Share Image
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at… — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
I was so unhealthy. I used to go to 'Cold Stone Creamery,' get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
I was a chubby, chubby little tub-tub. At the times when it mattered: twelve, thirteen, and fourteen. I'm so happy I was.… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Wen is one of my favorite products because it's one tub full of shampoo and conditioner, all in one. I really love… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
