Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Facebook status Funny facebook status Witty facebook status
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone isn`t texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile.. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do NOT text me while I'm texting you back! Now I have to change my message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss being able to call people back instead of having to text them that I can't talk right now. — Brendan Dooling Copy Share Image
Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
It's funny how you decide to IM me on Facebook saying Hey, how are you doing? But you can't reply back to my text… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text — Karu Copy Share Image
We've switched to text messages, we do anything we can to avoid being on the phone. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
