Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis

— Unkown

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick...

— Anonymous

“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository for perverts,…

— James Ellroy

“Facebook could have a video of you fornicating wildly with a frisky German shepherd, with your Social Security number and bank details written in…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

Facebook is the only place were you can express your true feelings like when you hate someone you can say bad words to that…

— Chaching Swift

To those who have gotten the privilege of knowing someones Facebook password I know the first things that came to your MINDS......'LET ME POST…

— Weed080296

Presenting FACEBOOK: The place where bitches become FB gangsters.

— Anonymous

“Facebook is not your source of love and care. Facebook (and other Internet giants) digitally manipulates our need for love,”

— Ivo Quartiroli

Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!

— Anonymous

Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

— Hussein Nishah

“My phone dings and before I can pick it up, it dings several more times. I catch sly grins and snickers in my direction…

— JC Emery

“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of us, and…

— Bunmi Laditan