Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that!

— Anonymous

When someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say you didn't expect that did you?

— Anonymous

When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?'

— Green Monk

When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didn't expect that, did you?

— Nikhil Saluja

When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didnt expect that did you. :p

— Hani

When some one tells you expect the unexpected slap them and say you didn't expect that did you.

— Anonymous

If someone ever tells you,Expect the unexpected, slap them in the face and say,Were you expecting that?

— Anonymous

If someone says Expect the unexpected,hit them in the mouth and ask;did you expect that?

— Bakare

I always say expect the unexpected!

— Julie Chen

If we were to expect the unexpected, then the unexpected would become expected, so we might as well say expect the expected, but then…

— Anonymous

Dont expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

— Chris

Expect the unexpected.

— Anonymous