Clever facebook status Quote by Seth Rogen

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon

— Bubbly

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station

— Meshack Kimaro

I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this dick like advice.

— Lil Wayne

She Thinks That I Found Another Girl But Only I Know That There is an Expensive Place In My Heart Which Only She Can…

— Avtar Gill

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

— Warren Ellis

Taking her out on a date where you pay for the meal and you do not complain about it will show her that you…

— Mazher

Avoid girlfriends save money

— Anonymous

Hey let's have some coffee, why cause you need help why cause your girlfriend is cheating on you why I don't know she likes…

— Kevin McCarty

Nothing is more expensive in this world than having a girlfriend who is free on weekends

— Nikhil Choudhri

It's cheaper to keep her.

— Robin Williams

If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister.

— Nikhil Saluja