That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I love gas stations. Gas stations have some of the sickest clothes ever. T-shirts, hats, everything. — Lil Peep Copy Share Image
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easier to get funding for a gas station than to start the next Facebook or Twitter in the Mideast. — Shervin Pishevar Copy Share Image
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door… — Pat Williams Copy Share Image
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
When standing at a gas station in meddle desert .. And grabbed fuel pump handle... I remember the good the bad the… — Loeen Copy Share Image
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beats showering with unleaded gasoline at $3.33… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
[On being an actor] .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
“The function of this school is custodial. It’s here to keep these kids off the streets until the girls are big enough… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just… — Lionel Richie Copy Share Image
If youre the Kardashians, a family vacation means private jets to the Maldives, luxury yachts, and 5-star dinners. But for the rest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Florida Highway, 1986. Lonely slum. I passed through on low wheels. It was hot outside. Shacks, gas stations that didn't work, dead… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we… — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
“How old are you?” I hadn’t been asked this in a place of business since I was seventeen, when I tried, unsuccessfully,… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
Driving to me has always been a metaphor I've used because it's such a huge part of growing up in New Hampshire… — Noah Kahan Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Stop talking about "the gas prices under Obama." As if he's the guy out there changing the numbers on the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“In America, Amazon competes with yahoo and Google by competing with a gas station. Imagine if every price in QT was the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They caravanned over to 51st Avenue in northwestern Nashville, a small section of town aptly named the Nations. It was across Interstate… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“Travel is little beds and cramped bathrooms. It’s old television sets and slow Internet connections. Travel is extraordinary conversations with ordinary people.… — Nick Miller Copy Share Image
“...he asked, "Where are you today, right now?" Eagerly, I started talking about myself. However, I noticed that I was still being… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
“I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographical novel about… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
“On either side of them the essence of honky tonk beach resort had now enclosed them: gas stations, fried clam stands, Dairy… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Think about the difference between how your local gas station and congressman respond to a spike in oil prices. One has the… — Joel Miller Copy Share Image
“ Once I got into college I didn’t think about joining up again. But on September 11, 2001, everything changed. Now my… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“Months later, when I rarely saw the Angels, I still had the legacy of the big machine -- four hundred pounds of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations. — John Dillinger Copy Share Image
Whether I'm at the gas station or I be at the store, I be there by myself. I be regular. — Lil Baby Copy Share Image
When I go to the gas station or the restaurant, people still come up and say hi. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image