I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easier to get funding for a gas station than to start the next Facebook or Twitter in the Mideast. — Shervin Pishevar Copy Share Image
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
“I was just beginning to wonder how long I would have to wait when finally a guard sauntered up and said, “Galloway,… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“Fortune Without Love (The Sonnet) Fortune without love is sheer curse, For life's true blessing is love alone. Live to love and… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beats showering with unleaded gasoline at $3.33… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless.… — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
“On my way out of [Atlantic City] at quarter after seven in the morning, a young pump jockey at the gas station… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
Whether I'm at the gas station or I be at the store, I be there by myself. I be regular. — Lil Baby Copy Share Image
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend.… — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
“How old are you?” I hadn’t been asked this in a place of business since I was seventeen, when I tried, unsuccessfully,… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
I had a lot of jobs, because I wanted to be an actor, and I had this bad habit of wanting to… — Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs Copy Share Image
Sometimes we followed the crops, doing migrant labor. We did several years of tenant farming in Western Oregon starting in the early… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
I'm a vegan. But, no one believes it because when you're out in the field, most of your meal options involve meat… — Nicole Lapin Copy Share Image
“They looked so familiar that for a moment Claude feared he had doubled back to Mrs. Merritt's city, until a sudden wave… — Douglas Woolf Copy Share Image
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar.… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station — Meshack Kimaro Copy Share Image
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
