Bathroom Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Clean Gas Gas station Gas stations Locks Stations
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked… — Pat Williams Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
I don't let housekeeping in when I stay in hotels. It cuts down on all the caustic cleaning products and aggressive water usage, and… — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen Copy Share Image
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow."… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
