I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless.… — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend.… — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
I had a lot of jobs, because I wanted to be an actor, and I had this bad habit of wanting to… — Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs Copy Share Image
I'm a vegan. But, no one believes it because when you're out in the field, most of your meal options involve meat… — Nicole Lapin Copy Share Image
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar.… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
This game has taken a lot of guys over the years who would have had to work in factories and gas stations… — Sparky Anderson Copy Share Image
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just… — Lionel Richie Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we… — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations. — John Dillinger Copy Share Image
To Wall Street, a firm like BP isn't just a profitable energy company with lots of assets like oil rigs and pipelines… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
Long-haul trucking. Just roaming the country, alone, with audiobooks and podcasts, sleeping in the back of the cab, showering at gas stations… — Mat Johnson Copy Share Image
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
