My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station — Meshack Kimaro Copy Share Image
Actually, I've been a mechanic. My first job was in a gas station changing tires and pumping gas. — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
It's a pipe dream, but for me, I've always wanted a Tesla. I would never have to go to a gas station. — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
People forget that in early 1970s, there were 3 sushi bars in New York City. Three. Three. Think about that. Now, there… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for… — William D Tammeus Copy Share Image
I would love to play a straight, backwoods gas station attendant. I feel like my teeth are right for that kind of… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Long-haul trucking. Just roaming the country, alone, with audiobooks and podcasts, sleeping in the back of the cab, showering at gas stations… — Mat Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a vegan. But, no one believes it because when you're out in the field, most of your meal options involve meat… — Nicole Lapin Copy Share Image
I lived for two years in an abandoned gas station with no running water and no electricity after my parents got divorced… — Kyrsten Sinema Copy Share Image
At the end of drama school, I made a contract with myself: I'd try acting for five years. I was 26. I… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“God’s purpose for the Christian’s involvement in the church was radically different from my gas-station approach. The church wasn’t merely a place… — Joshua Harris Copy Share Image
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
Don't get confused; doing choreography in the ring can be done by anyone. I take the guy who works in the gas… — Alberto Del Rio Copy Share Image
“I sat in school and I read about how everything changes even in Crapalachia. I read about how the miners became machines,… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
“I remember that day very clearly: I had received a phone call. A friend had been in an accident. Perhaps she would… — Maggie Nelson Copy Share Image
“Kenilworth, Mountainside, Scotch Plains, Dunellen... they themselves seemed far from Jersey: names out of Waverley novels, promising vistas of castles, highland waterfalls,… — T.E.D. Klein Copy Share Image
“Well, my epic freedom moment was short-lived, because I realized my cell phone was dead. I walked down the road to a… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“Dad on Child-rearing: "There's no education superior to travel. Think of The Motorcycle Diaries, or what Montrose St. Millet wrote in Ages… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
“When Ben unfurls the T-shirts, there are two small problems. First, it turns out that a large T-shirt in a Georgia gas… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The thing I really like about Jase is that he’s as obsessed with ducks as I am. I rarely took my boys… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“I was just beginning to wonder how long I would have to wait when finally a guard sauntered up and said, “Galloway,… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“I have no idea how long Quisser was gone from the table. My attention became fully absorbed by the other faces in… — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
A city has values as well as slums, excitement as well as conflict a personality that has not yet been obliterated by… — Charles Abrams Copy Share Image
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
When I first immigrated to the United States, there were not many jobs that stood out. So I worked at a gas… — Do Won Chang Copy Share Image
I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it… — Mark Oliver Everett Copy Share Image
Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia,… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“I'd never opened up the gas station if it had been someone else, but I know Tucker's fond of you. It's a… — Dianne Harman Cornered Coyote Copy Share Image
You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the… — Daryl Hannah Copy Share Image
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
