Gas Quote by Alexandra Bracken

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

— Seth Rogen

Anywhere is where she's from.

— Misfits

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty…

— Dave Barry

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

— Ogden Nash

She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking antique...

— Anonymous

There was a junk store in Nashville on 8th Avenue, where I bought Patsy Cline's train case for $75.

— Marty Stuart

I find that quite amusing - I used to get Deborah Kerr her sausage rolls.

— Dave Myers

My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station

— Meshack Kimaro

And where does she find them?

— Dorothy Parker

In a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself. It wears her out, it wears her out.

— Radiohead

I usually shop at Charlotte Ruth and Bebe.

— Anonymous