Funny Quote by Meshack Kimaro

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

— Seth Rogen

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon

— Bubbly

She Thinks That I Found Another Girl But Only I Know That There is an Expensive Place In My Heart Which Only She Can…

— Avtar Gill

I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this dick like advice.

— Lil Wayne

Taking her out on a date where you pay for the meal and you do not complain about it will show her that you…

— Mazher

My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.

— Lou Holtz

Shes my motivation I'm her transportation

— Lil Wayne

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

— James Brown

Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t.

— Pretty Ladii

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

— Geoffrey Gorer

Its 5 dollars for a gallon of gas well girl you ain't worth it no more.

— Kevin McCarty