Make Dick Quote by Lil Wayne

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon

— Bubbly

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

— Seth Rogen

Told her I be dealin' with some real-life shit. She be askin' "When?", bitch, when I feel like it.

— J Cole

“Should I just tell her how I feel about her? Do I tell her that I think sex will change everything? That I'm so…

— Rachel Robinson

“And sooner or later, I'll make her pay for it." "And I'll hold your coat. In the meantime, go to bed”

— Nora Roberts

Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes.

— Lil Wayne

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt. Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for…

— Earl Sweatshirt

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Value your wife by valuing what she says.”

— Jim George

“What—does she think she’s too good to offer me sex in exchange for money?” I whimpered to myself. “The nerve of her!”

— Dave Hill

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

— Kevin Hearne