Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station

— Meshack Kimaro

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

— Seth Rogen

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon

— Bubbly

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

— James Brown

I'm big on taking the lady out to dinner. We have some candlelight romance every now and then. And our whole family is within…

— Dave Grohl

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

— Henny Youngman

I don't get any money from my wife.

— Kevin Federline

“Don't always refuse to go shopping with your wife. Of course it's a nuisance, but sometimes she honestly wants your advice, and you ought…

— Blanche Ebbutt

I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to impress her.…

— Andrew Flintoff

I tell people all the time: All I need is gas money.

— Darryl Glenn

I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this dick like advice.

— Lil Wayne

My poor wife, we stopped on the way back to the suite after our wedding reception so I could pick up a jar of…

— Howie Long